I'm sure you've heard me talk about this before (for all you anal retentives out there, I realize that you haven't literally HEARD me say anything but it's a figure of speech...loosen up.)

I used to have a webpage or 2 devoted to good looking men. But I took it down. Then I did a different one. And took it down. Then I re-vamped my old website and took everything down. (I wish I hadn't deleted all of that because I still remember one of those guys was sooooooooooooooo cute!!! Mmmmmmmmmmmmm.)

Anyway, sometimes I asked the men if I could use their pic and gave them the URL of the page. They all said yes. Because who wouldn't?

"Excuse me, I think you're so gorgeous that I'd have sex with you based on your looks alone. I don't care if you're an idiot. Can I tell the whole world how fine I think you are?"

Then my male friends said "How come I'm not on the page?" So I had to do a different page. But I was friends with the guys so I had to be nice, didn't want to hurt anyone's feelings by saying "Ewwwwwww, I'd NEVER have sex with him."

Anyway, times have changed and like I said the other day, I feel like doing something bad.

SO, I'm not asking permission to use any of these pics, LOL. If you're one of the men on this page (and you can prove it) and you want me to take your picture down, just let me know.

I'm doing this a little bit differently.

Yesterday I spent hours browsing hundreds (literally) of personal ads and picking out pictures of men that appealed to me. I even searched the gay ads. Now I'm going to look at the picture and judge (based soley on looks since I don't know any of these men) whether I'm inclined to just be friends, or a sex partner. (Or both...you never know.)

So without further delay...

LET THE OBJECTIFICATION BEGIN!

He's cute. I like men with dark hair & goatees. But I don't think I'd have sex with him...he looks too nice. I have to believe a man can be kinky. He doesn't have that "I will phuck the taste out of your mouth." look in his eyes.

Hmmmmmmm. Niiiiiiice. He's a pretty boy. He looks like he'd be boring, though. Or stupid. Just sex, that's it. No conversation. NEXT!

Yummy. I like a little melanin (or a lot of melanin). He definitely looks doity. Probably teach me some new positions...maybe something from the Kama Sutra. And I think I'd probably go insane trying to figure him out too. So I'd have to sex until I got tired of trying to get him to talk or I realized he had nothing to talk about. :-)

Awwwwww, ain't he precious? So fresh faced. I specifically searched for men 28-35 but he looks like a college student. I don't know if I'd want to TALK to him. If I had sex with him I'd probably corrupt him. That could be fun. Hee. Sex only.

He looks like Everlast. The chubby guy who used to be FINE when he was in "House of Pain". Sex. Lots of sex. Only sex. Total thug is what he looks like. YEEEEEEEEUH.

*long & sharp inhalation of breath*. Deeeeeeeyum. He's so...right, LOL. I'd definitely have sex with him. And I'd even pretend to listen if he started talking about why all black people needed to make a pilgrimage to the Motherland at least once before they die.

He looks happy. I'd be his friend. But I don't know if I'd have sex without alcohol. He's another one that looks too nice.

Ok maybe it's just the fact that he's in bed...combined with the fact that he looks Rican. Sexxxxxxxxxxxxxx. Lots of sweaty sex. He looks dominant too. He could say "Fix me a burrito, bitch!" and I'd be like "*giggle* ok Papi!"

Of course, if he called me 'bitch' on the wrong day I'd kick his ass. A relationship wouldn't last long, LOL. (Don't you love the way I project these personalities on total strangers???)

Sorry but he looks stupid. Now that I look at the picture again I don't even think I'd have sex with him. I mean, he kinda looks kinky but I just can't have sex with men I think are stupid. Ugly, sure. Asshole, sure. Stupid, no? Sorry, man. You're nice to look at, though. :-)

Look at those juicy lips!!!!!!! SSSSSSSSseeeeeeeeeeexxxxxxxxxxxxx. No talking, though, unless he has an accent. :-)

You know what? When I saw this guy's pic I just wanted to e-mail him to tell him how fine he is. He makes me hot. I don't know what it is. He looks arrogant. I love that. (I mean, on some days....) Definitely sex. I bet he'd be interesting. I want to get to know him. Friend too. :-)

I chose this pic because after I passed it by something drew me back. So I just stared at him for a while. I still haven't decided if I'd have sex with him. Or if I'd want to talk to him. I don't know. He's nice to look at but I just don't know...

This guy's got a fivehead instead of a forehead but anyway. He looks like he'd be fun. Even in bed. I think both for him. :-)

He's another cutie. I'd definitely be his friend. I don't know about sex, though. He looks straight missionary. Oral on my birthday only. Boring in bed. *Sigh*

This is another pic that I passed by the first time and then had to hit the back button to look at again. He's 'all right' to look at but something makes me think he'd be really good in bed. Very experimental. I have no idea if he'd be interesting to talk to.

Look at that smile! Looks like he has lots of energy. Maybe talks too fast, too much and with a lot of hand movements. Very expressive. He looks like a guy who could have sex often but not for long periods of time. You know? Like young guys, LOL. He's a both, though. We could work on his stamina.

Sex.

He looks like a redneck. That's why I want him. There's some perverse part of me that likes taking men who look like they'd never have jungle fever and turning them out. I don't want to talk to him, though. He's probably half lit most of the time.

Ay Papi! Sex sex and more sex. Doggie Style. Lemme massage your shoulders and clip your toenails. Are you interested in a tounge bath? I bet you talk in bed too. "Hable mi llamo!" "Oooooooohhhhhhh, Miguel." (I have no idea what his real name is. Who cares? LOOK at him. DEEEEYUM.)

Ok, that's all I have for now. Plus my son is with his Nana so I'm gonna burn Miguel's image into my mind and go masturbate. Hee!